K-I-S-S-I-N….well, apparently sucking face.
Obviously, when you’re a Victoria’s Secret model, it’s not difficult to rub elbows and, ya know, tongues with billionaires. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel were spotted doing just this at a Venice, California restaurant on Saturday.
Let’s remember back to Spiegel announcing at a conference, “I am a young, white, educated male, I got really, really lucky. And life isn’t fair.” He should have considered adding roughly as many “really”s as dollars he has in that sentence and this should be the textbook case of life not being fair. This is the anecdote I will be sharing with my future children. The lesson here is get filthy rich while being at least somewhat attractive.
As the story goes, another restaurant patron, or person somewhere in the viewing capacity, saw the duo sitting at the bar making out, “they were really into each other,” the eavesdropper told US Weekly. And you were really not into your own damn business, eavesdropper, and now we all have to talk about the rich popular kids making out. Will they go to second base? Updates to follow.