By now you’ve heard about how Taylor Swift inserted herself in Nicki Minaj’s rant about her big butt video for “Anaconda” not being nominated for video of the year at the VMAs because of skinny white bitches. I’m not exactly sure that’s an accurate summary of what happened, but let’s go with that.
Eventually, Katy Perry joined in on the conversation because what else is Katy Perry going to do besides shout “look at me!” in 140 characters or less?
Anyway, today Taylor Swift apologized because she completely missed the point. The point being, uh, hey, I don’t know. What do I look like? A blogger? Oh…
By the way, Nicki accepted her apology in case you were wondering which I totally knew you were.
That means so much Taylor, thank you. @taylorswift13 ❤️❤️❤️
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 23, 2015
Then Nicki blew an emoji kiss to Katy Perry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) July 23, 2015
I’d like to think I’m pretty good at reading into things so I’m pretty sure this means they’re going to have a three way.