This Anchor’s Diatribe Is a ‘U-S-A, U-S-A’ Chant in News Form

You know those “Red, white and blue, these colors don’t run” T-shirts? You’re about to meet the real life news anchor version of that. Tomi Lahren, host of On Point with Tomi Lahren, ranted on her show about President Obama’s weakness against Islam and how it contributed to the killing of the four Marines in Chattanooga. Typical stuff. All while a huge American flag waves in the background.

Watching her outrage delivered in the most monotonous, emotionless demeanor ever reminds you of little kids who like to wear their mother’s shoes and play dress up. And hyperbole? Yea, she’s got it. When presumably talking about her boyfriend currently deployed in the Middle East, she actually says with a straight face:

“But the sad thing is, I was telling him last night, I think you’re safer over there than you would be right here in the United States of America.”

Riiight, safe. In the most dangerous parts of the Middle East. This lady needs to watch more Live Leak than Fox News. Ever seen those ISIS videos? That definitely is not happening in America. She goes on with her “U-S-A, U-S-A” bomb ’em to hell chant.

Be a leader. Someone. They, the radical Islamists, have brought the fight right here to the red, white and blue and it’s about time we bring it to them. Full force. Let’s show them what the United States of America looks like up close and personal. Show ’em what a B-1 bomber looks like flying overhead. Show  ’em what they’re messing with. Put the fear of God in their desert because clearly our lack of strategy isn’t working.

Well, well, look at Ms. Rambo over here. I can already see her in a tank’s hatch firing off a machine gun while shouting racist epithets. Wait, nah, someone like her, just likes to rant about terrorism, but only from afar. She’s better off just being America’s Cheerleader™.

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