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Tom Cruise Considers Becoming Less of a Wierdo

Well, Tom Cruise is apparently seeing fault in Scientology and in other news, pigs develop flight.

Even the catered-to, poster boy of the wacko “religion” is starting to notice, “hey, this is batshit insane,” joining nearly everyone else in the world. This alleged questioning stems from an insider’s statement to Star magazine where he talks about missing Suri’s ballet performances. Via Hollywood Life:

“She was going on and on about her ballet class and how much she loves it. That’s when Tom realized he’s never seen her perform ballet and he started to tear up. It hit him that she’s growing up before his eyes and he’s not there to witness most of it. They talk on the phone and video chat, but it’s not the same.”

Now, if you are unfamiliar with the crazies associated with Scientology and why they would ban a father, their main show-off “Scientology is noooormal!” person from his young daughter, it’s because Katie is a “suppressive person” (aka a normal person who agrees Scientology is crazy pants) and she is raising their daughter out of the church.

 “Tom has been under tremendous pressure where Suri and Katie are concerned because the church doesn’t want him close to them. They can’t stand that their own poster boy isn’t raising his child in the church. If they label Suri a suppressive person (a Scientology term for an enemy of the church), as they’ve been known to do with dissenters, that would make it hard for Tom to have a relationship with her. He’s between a rock and a hard place, but he’s finally making a choice to put his daughter first.”

Said the source, but what bells and whistles will they give Cruise to keep his unsymmetrical teeth in the crazy cult? Maybe they’ll just think up a really clever way to get what they want out of their rules, I mean, the church has plenty of lawyers and the fundamentalist Christians had a good run with the Old Testament. There’s hope!

Or perhaps Cruise is hearing the public’s feelings of the HBO documentary Going Clear and he’s finally realizing he’s in a different religion than those around him and they’re pretty much using him to look less crazy. Good thing they’ll still have Travolta, now that’s who you hire to make something look not laughable!

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Vishwa
Vishwa
8 years ago

I don’t think he can leave that easily. They probably have a lot of dirt on this guy. He is a prisoner of that religion for life I guess.

media_lush
8 years ago

if you take links you might enjoy the whole scientology bollocks here…. http://scientologybollocks.blogspot.co.uk

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