‘Deez Nuts’ Could Be Your Next U.S. President

America has a new choice for President and he’s a lot more interesting than anyone you see now. Someone named ‘Deez Nuts’ has been gaining popularity in the polls. In North Carolina, he’s received 9% of the votes, 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa. He’s doing so well even newscasters have to read his name live, on-air.

You might think, wait, is this one of those jokes played on unsuspecting newscasters? No, it’s not. There’s actually a registered Deez Nuts.

What’s the campaign platform for someone named Deez Nuts? No on illegal immigration, yes on women’s rights when it comes to abortion and other ideas you can read here. If you want an interview with Deez Nuts, try the school cafeteria. According to Rolling Stone,

It turns out Deez Nuts, who says his real name is Brady Olson, is about to enter his sophomore year in high school, and has a full two decades to prepare for a legal run for president of the United States.

That’s right, a high school kid is trolling America and doing a damn good job.

Olson describes himself as a Libertarian. According to him, he chose to ‘run’ because “I really didn’t want to see Clinton, Bush, or Trump in the White House, so I guess I’m just trying to put up a fight.” Hmm…that probably describes most Americans right now, so he’s onto something. Let’s choose between two dynasties or a clown. That’s not quite the choice we want. As long as we have those three choices, get ready to see more of Deez Nuts.

How far are you willing to take this practical joke?

As far as America wants to take it.

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