Donald Trump Shades Heidi Klum, but Her Comeback Makes Him Look Foolish

Seal, why did you divorce Heidi Klum?? Klum’s the model (no pun intended) girl. Attractive, fun, witty. And rich. Remember her Halloween costumes? It takes someone with a lot of brainpower to come up with those. Orrr someone who paid a designer well. But hey, she pulls it off. No hate. So, naturally, when Donald Trump tries to put her down, Klum’s gonna come back with something extra special.

Trump, deity to misogynists everywhere, threw some shade Heidi Klum’s way recently. In an interview with New York Times, Trump commented,

“Sometimes I do go a little bit far,” he allowed, adding, after a moment: “Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10.”

Which is really odd. Number one, no one asked him about her. Those words just came out of his mouth like verbal diarrhea. And number two, there is no number two. Trump seriously may have Tourette’s Syndrome or some kind of old person condition. At some point, our emotions will switch from outrage to pity because this poor fella no longer can control his brain impulses.

Klum, ever the lady, bitch slapped him. Not physically. She put her video response on Instagram and the response was swift, humorous and showed more class than Trump has ever mustered. She also stuffed her Insta caption with a slew of hashtags: “#TrumpHasSpoken #sadly#9.99 #NoLongerA10 #IHadAGoodRun#donaldtrump #trumped#HeidiTrumpsTrump#BeautyIsInTheEyeOfTheBeheld”.

In it, she stands in front of the camera with the number ’10’ printed on a paper pinned to her chest. Suddenly, a guy wearing a Donald Trump mask comes behind her and rips off the paper to reveal  a sign reading ‘9.99’ underneath. Gasps fill the studio, Klum looks down and then shrugs it off.

Her social media team’s on point. They even got the #HeidiTrumpsTrump tag going. Well played.

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Chaz Gomez
Chaz Gomez
8 years ago

She will ALWAYS be a 10…

7 years ago

This idiot gets crushed by everyone. His twitter handle should be STUPID HERE!

Sonya E
Sonya E
7 years ago

He’s so involved with his daughter…what would he know….