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Sorry Britney, You’re Out of the VMAs Demographic Now

What happens when pop stars age? They turn into this. Has-beens. Sun spots start popping up. Lines criss-crossing your face. Britney Spears once was America’s sweetheart. You may remember her gallivanting around in a checkered schoolgirl skirt, playing up the naughty Catholic girl image. When she sang “Oops, I did it again”, it was a playful verse in the context of young, puppy love.

These days “Oops, I did it again” means something different. It literally means an old person like Britney forgot that she did the same thing ten minutes before.

Britney Spears is 33 now. She needs to be bumped up to the AMAs permanently and leave the VMAs to the Selenas and Justins of the world. I believe they call it ‘dignity’.

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