Kim Kardashian Poses Nude to Shut Up Pregnancy Conspiracists

All those haters can suck Kim Kardashian’s beautiful ass. And her fat, pregnant belly. Rumors going around that Kardashian used a surrogate for her current pregnancy. As US Weekly reported months ago,

…as Keeping Up With the Kardashians fans saw on a recent episode, the star had to undergo a procedure to “clear something out of [her] uterus

That’s…gross. Cleaning out the uterus. Like with one of those dishwashing brushes that you use to clean narrow cups.

So, people think she can’t conceive. Well, Kardashian went buck naked to prove them haters wrong. Look! That’s a pregnant belly, Kardashian’s screamin’ through the photo.

She Instagrammed:

…I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate.

That part is true. There’d be twice as many cameras up in her face 24/7 if she did that. Try to get that surrogate vote.

Unless Kardashian shows video of the baby coming out, no one’s gonna be fully convinced. Even if there’s a delivery video, people will scream “FAKE!” and deconstruct that video even more than the Zapruder film.

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Prince Phillip Anon Harris
Prince Phillip Anon Harris
8 years ago

I’m all smiles with a boink!