Rihanna Put Matt Barnes on Blast

TMZ asked NBA player Matt Barnes about his relationship status with Rihanna. Barnes said it’s moved past the crush stage. Spoiler alert: Rihanna and Matt Barnes have never even met.

Clearly, this was the worst idea he ever had because not only did Rihanna put a stop to those rumors, but she grabbed his ego and stomped on it until there was nothing left.

#bishwhere #thedevilisaliar #shesnotthatintoyou #shesnotintoyouatall #shesneverevenmetyou #thisactuallyhurtmyfeelings #defamationofcharacter

A post shared by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Aug 16, 2015 at 2:31pm PDT

Those hashtags, bruh. All I could think of while reading through those was, “Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!”