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There’s Been an Ewokening. Have You Felt It?

So there’s this new Stars Wars movie coming out in December, and little snippets of info are slowly being released like a big-budgeted, cinematic burlesque show.

As you will notice from this looping preview clip from Star Wars‘ Instagram, Andy Serkis’ voice reminds us that he will be in the movie as Supreme Leader Snoke, and he seems bad. Rey and BB-8 are cliff-hangered on what looks strikingly similar to Endor. Which means… EWOKS! Ok, whatever. I know “die-hard” Star Wars fans think Ewoks are lame and cheapen the movie, but quite frankly, I don’t give a shit. And neither, I assume, do the producers that understand that cute fuzzy Ewok merch brings in lots of dinero.

If you’re not too cool to adore a furry little pet friend, why be too cool to accept Ewoks? Think of all the work that would provide for actors of a smaller frame. A gig is a gig, man.

Lastly, headlines keeps suggesting this link hints towards a lightsaber battle between Kylo Ren and Finn. But I think it’s safe to say, this clip is just telling us that is going to happen. I hope the good guy wins. Rumors have it that since Disney is behind the film, the lightsabers are expected to glow twice as bright.

There has been an awakening… #StarWars #TheForceAwakens

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