Ugggh, Snooki Looks Like This Now

Snooki used to be famous for a nanosecond. Then, her and JWoww’s 15 minutes got used up. Crawl back to the Jersey boardwalk from whence you came, you primordial slime. Snooki’s still showing up to events. You think sponsors are paying her? More like she’s sneaking onto the red carpet, similar to when fish crawled out from the sea covered in ocean gunk.

I prefer the old Snooki. At least the old Snooki looked young and carefree and fun. This version of Snooki reminds me everyone will die one day.

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