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Wow, Youngest Victoria’s Secret Angel, Taylor Hill, Looked Like a Nerd Years Ago

Taylor Hill, at 19, is the youngest Victoria’s Secret Angel. That’s a feather in her cap. VS is more about the name these days. The models don’t get paid much at all. Supposedly, that’s why so many left recently, including Karlie Kloss and Doutzen Kroes. But hey, it beats “modeling” in that creepy guy’s studio down by the check cashing place. He only gets crack. VS models get coke. The best coke.

Hill recently posted an Instagram photo of her at 12-years old. NERD ALERT! Normally, I wouldn’t say that about a 12-year old girl because I’m hedging my bets, just in case hell does exist. However, Hill calls herself a nerd, so I’m rollin’ with it. It’s like when black people call each other the ‘N’ word and you say it too thinking it’s alright… Wait, it’s nothing like that.

Boom! Cornrows and glasses. That’s dork style.

When I look back on these years of my life I would have never thought or dreamed of being where I am today! I can’t believe all that has happened to me in my life and I am so grateful for the career I get to have, my 12 year old nerdy self would never had guessed that One Million people would know her name

Is that…is that a Girl Scouts’ uniform? Yea, it is. Ok, you schlubs. Game on. Go out and find the nerdy, dorky girls and perchance they shall grow up to be models. If they don’t, at least you’ll have discovered it’s what inside that counts. Meanwhile, I’ll be screwing models. Sucka!

Taylor Hill outgrew her nerdy self and also discovered posting sexy photos on Instagram is key.

Hello from paradise 👋🏼🌴🌊☀️ with @michael__stephens ❤️ @victoriassecret

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Today 📷 @victoriassecret #DavidBellemere #BringBellemereBack

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Staying hydrated 💦 @ingefonteyne @liverbird333 @aligirllll @victoriassecret

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Hello Paradise ☀️🌴🌊🌼 #TurksAndCaicos

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