Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long Kaput, Time to Make Your Move

Gollum, err, Amanda Seyfried and Mac man Justin Long decided to go their separate ways. The two have dated for a couple of years. No word yet on why this happened. However, a source told US Weekly it happened a couple of weeks ago and that Long is “heartbroken”. So, did Seyfried dump him? Also, looks like the old acting business got in the way of their relationship.

“They had different schedules and different lives,” explains the source. “They just grew apart.”

Aww, that sucks. Sucks for Long! Because I’m about to come in and win Seyfried’s heart with some funny Instagram posts. What do I mean? Well, here’s how Seyfried fell for Long.

“I followed him on Instagram,” she says,  “and I thought something he said was really funny. It was a beautiful picture of a snail, and the caption said, “Fucking MOOOOOOOOVE.” It made me laugh out loud, so I texted him.”

Get ready for a firehose of Instagram posts of different animals and insects, along with me exhorting them to ‘fucking MOOOOOOOVE.’ That’ll be my whole Instagram. Cajoling the animal kingdom to make a move. I’ll keep doing it until Seyfried texts me.

Acting’s a double-edged sword for Seyfried. In her May interview with Vogue, she talks about the money she makes, but the stress it puts on a relationship.

She brings up one film she regrets, for which “they paid me too much money, and what I should have done was walk away. But you know what? I met one of my best friends on that movie. Oh! And I bought a house with the money! But making movies is two solid months of twelve-, fourteen-hour days. I mean, it can ruin your relationship.

Heyyy, Amanda, I don’t work as an actor, so don’t worry about any twelve-hour days with me. In fact, I don’t really work at all. Sooo, I have LOTS of time to work on our relationship. LOTS… Please call me.. Please??

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