Arnold Schwarzenegger to Belittle Future ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Contestants

Retire ‘You’re fired!’. There’s a new Celebrity Apprentice host. Ahhhnold. The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzegger, plans to shoot down contestants in future seasons of the reality show.

“I have always been a huge fan of ‘The Celebrity Apprentice’ and the way it showcases the challenges and triumphs of business and teamwork,” Schwarzenegger said. “I am thrilled to bring my experience to the boardroom and to continue to raise millions for charity. Let’s get started!”

Donald Trump, the original host, got canned after choice words about Mexicans. Schwarzenegger likely won’t say such things. Although, at one point in his past life as governor of California, he got secretly recorded saying some stereotypical words about Latinas:

“I mean Cuban, Puerto Rican, they are all very hot,” the governor says on the recording. “They have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it.”

Nothing came of his statements, only a simple apology by Schwarzenegger. Because, Latinas, muy caliente! Aye aye aye!

I cannot wait to see Arnold’s legendary mind games on contestants. Watch Pumping Iron for a lesson in mental warfare. He’s gonna destroy those contestants with his comments. Great if you want to see grown people cry on TV.