Beyonce Reminds You She’s Still Alive

Taylor Swift has overtaken everyone. Does anyone remember or care about Beyonce anymore? She’s yesterday’s news already. She’s running third behind Swift and Kim Kardashian. Kylie and Kendall Jenner may even rank ahead of her in popularity. There’s no definitive way for me to measure beyond sticking my finger up my nose, closing my eyes and guessing. Seems like a good guess to me.

Beyonce’s already 34. Yikes, has she been around that long? Time for her to move into icon status. That means Christmas albums, less airplay and less caring from the general public. Sorry, Bey!

Here she covers Flaunt magazine. There’s no interview with Beyonce, only a summary of how busy she is. *twirls finger*

And so we’ll see a new venture this fall with Topshop boss, Sir Philip Green, still unnamed,  specializing in global athletic street-wear. We’ll see her headline—a few days from our printing this CALIFUK beast—the Budweiser Made in America Festival in Philly, which her husband Jay Z curated, and which will dump a bunch of dough into the local United Way. We’ll also see her headline the N.Y.C. Global Citizen Festival at Central Park—taking place during the UN General Assembly (chief topic to be addressed amongst the 193 representatives: an end to global extreme poverty). We’ve watched her visit Haiti this summer, which no doubt influenced these mission-driven performances.

Look at Bey’s breasts. No interview necessary.

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