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Chrissy Teigen Forces Obesity on Her Assistants

You’ve heard that theory that some girls hang out with other, less attractive girls to make themselves look better. It’s called the contrast effect. I call it good strategy. You need it to survive in Hollywood.

Chrissy Teigen might be employing this strategy. Here she shoves Doritos Locos tacos down the throats of her assistants. You don’t actually see her physically forcing them down. She doesn’t need to do that. Everyone who hangs with a celebrity automatically enters into a hive mind. “I hate Taco Bell!! But if Teigen’s eating it, it must be delicious.” It’s very subtle a celebrity’s power. Secretly, Teigen cackles inside. Share my Doritos Locos addiction, my minions!

The other theory is that Teigen is a very generous person who enjoys sharing meals in the company of good friends. AND THEN SHOVING,

  • Yellow dye #5, yellow dye #6, red dye #40
  • Monosodium glutamate (MSG)
  • Mono- and diglycerides
  • Carrageenan
  • Genetically modified soy
  • Genetically modified corn

DOWN THEIR THROATS!

lunch on me. LITERALLY AAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHA I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT KIDS @tacobell @fablifeshow

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