Damon Wayans Calls Cosby Victims ‘Un-Rapeable’

Last Action Hero, Blankman, Major Payne, Homey D. Clown, Handi Man. All performances I loved watching Damon Wayans in. But all respect for him went down the drain when Wayans went on The Breakfast Club to defend Bill Cosby.

The creator of In Living Color was asked to give Cosby some advice.

“If I was him, I would divorce my wife, wink wink, give her all my money, and then I would go to a deposition, I’d light one of them three-hour cigars, I’d have me some wine, and maybe a Quaalude, and I would just go off, because I don’t believe he was raping,” Wayans said.

Wayans believes the Cosby victims yelled rape after he dumped them.

“I think he was in relationships with all of them, and then he’s like, ‘You know what, it’s 78, I can’t get it up for any of y’all, bye bitches,’” he continued. “And now they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape.’ Forty years — listen, how big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?”

“But if you listen to them talk, they go, ‘Well, the first time.’ The first time?!” Wayans attempted to explain.“Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they’re saying.”

He went on to call the women “un-rapeable”.

“And some of them, really, is un-rape-able. I look at them and go, ‘No, he don’t want that. Get outta here!’” He later added, “Look, I understand fame. I’ve lived it. Women will throw themselves at you. They just want to be in your presence. There’s some that innocently will come up there, but not 40-something women. They’re not that naïve.”

Wayans tried to backtrack saying his heart goes out to the women who were really raped but went on to ask why anyone would want to have sex with someone who’s unconscious.

Sounds like a solid argument. That’s the reason why we don’t have drugs people can put in girl’s drinks to make them susceptible to suggestion, render them unconscious and make them black out. Oh, wait.