Kim Who? It’s All About Kylie Jenner Now

Kim Kardashian’s that veteran player getting by on her wits because her physical skills are disappearing. She’s trying to beat off the youngsters stealing her spot on the team. It’s just a matter of time until she gets toppled. That time is almost here.

Meet Kim Kardashian 2.0. Kylie Jenner. These pics are proof. Kylie’s in her prime. Her body hasn’t sagged due to two pregnancies and years of mileage. No rolls of fat. Everything’s on point. Kim’s at her mirror every night, desperately imagining ways to stop her understudy from taking over. It’s futile, Kim. You are yesterday. Kylie is today. We don’t care how big your breasts are. It’s time for you to bow down to Kylie.

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