Kylie Jenner Was ‘Attacked’

When you go to a Chris Brown concert or party, there’s a 50% chance some s**t is going to go down. Be it a shooting or, uh, a shooting.

Last Friday, Kylie Jenner attended a Chris Brown concert to see her boyfriend Tyga perform. Guess what happened? Surprisingly, not a shooting. She was attacked, however. I use “attack” in the loosest sense of the word. How much of an attack is someone tugging at your green hair as you walk by? I’ve seen worse attacks during puppy playtime.