Megan Fox is the New Zooey Deschanel

Fox has decided to bring on a new substitute for Zooey Deschanel while she pops out her baby. Megan Fox plans to join the cast of New Girl as a new roommate. She’ll make her debut six episodes into the new season which starts next January.

Fox will play ‘Reagan’, a “gorgeous, straight-shooting pharmaceutical sales rep who comes to town on business and shakes things up in the loft.” Gee, will any of the guys fall in love with her? That was rhetorical.

Fox hasn’t been on TV in years. Wonder if this is part of her post-divorce plans. Start replenishing the bank account because her ex-husband, Brian Austin Green requires spousal support. Green’s like a barnacle, riding the underside of Fox. Women wanted equality now they got it. She’s got three mouths to feed now, so you know she’s not turning down any acting gig. Welcome to being the breadwinner.