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Ryan Reynolds Attempts to Build a Death Crib for His Child

With an assist from Ikea, Ryan Reynolds built a crib perfect for infanticide. His first attempt at assembly involved using the included screws and dowels. This proved to be problematic as those would provide far too much structural integrity. Naturally, he threw those out and decided to go with good old fashioned duct tape. Strong enough to provide reasonable doubt, weak enough to get the job done.

Check out GQ’s interview with Ryan Reynolds while you’re at it. He talks about how one of his close friends tried to sell his baby pics behind his back. Spoiler alert: they’re not friends anymore.

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i do not appreciate him making fun of Ikea. its lame and elitist of him, kind of pretty jerky, really. but i still couldnt help laughing when he said 100,000 pieces.

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I have a love/hate relationship with Ikea. I admit there are times I’ve felt like chucking the directions and parts and just using gorilla glue, lol!

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