Tracy Morgan’s Surprise Appearance at Emmys, Plans to Impregnate Lots of Women

Tracy Morgan surprisingly did not say ‘F**k Wal-Mart’ last night at the Emmys. If you don’t remember, he got into a horrible accident fifteen months ago. An accident that put him in a coma and killed one of his friends, James McNair. Morgan spent eight days in a coma and suffered a traumatic brain injury. A Wal-Mart tractor-trailer had plowed into the back of Morgan’s limo bus. In the end, Wal-Mart settled for an undisclosed amount.

After a year and a half, Morgan recovered enough to present the Best Drama Series last night. His surprise appearance received a standing ovation from the crowd. Also, he got off some good one-liners, so at least his comedic timing is still there.

A solemn Morgan walked across the stage and took to the mic. ““Thank you. Thank you so much. I missed you guys so much.” Can’t recall seeing Morgan this serious ever. He continued, saying ““It’s been a long road back. I suffered a traumatic brain injury that put me in a coma for eight days. When I finally regained consciousness, I was just ecstatic to learn that I wasn’t the one who messed up.” Zing!

He also ended his presentation with “Only recently I’ve started to feel like myself again, which means that a whole lot of y’all women are going to get pregnant at the after-party. That’s what’s going down.” Haha. It’s funny because it means he’s going to f**k lots of women at the Emmys after-party. His wife surely loved that joke. Oh Tracy, welcome back!

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