What Jessica Simpson Looks Like Squeezing Out a Thought

Jessica Simpson does nothing to dispel the dumb blonde myth. Maybe it’s all a ruse. She’s gone Andy Kaufman on us for all these years. Here she leaves Craig’s restaurant in West Hollywood. Evidently, this is the hot spot in LA because paparazzi stake it out 24/7. She wasn’t drunk this time. Not like when she was on HSN.

Drunk or just ditzy? Probably both. The HSN hosts did a good job hanging in there and following Simpson’s train of thought. A train of thought more like a 1950’s North Korean line that runs on coal and the tiny feet of enslaved North Koreans.

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