When You’re Rolling Hard and Katy Perry Invites You Onstage

During her performance at the Rock in Rio festival last Sunday, Katy Perry invited someone from the audience onstage. Little did she know, this girl was rolling hard. Rayane, as YouTube says her name is, or Hayanna, as Katy Perry now knows her by, got up and started nuzzling Katy’s breasts and kissing her neck.

Katy took it all in stride and rolled with it (see what I did there?). The entire thing ended with a butt slap. From both parties.

Oh, sure. When this girl does it, it’s all quirky and funny. When I do it, it’s all, “The court orders you to stay 500 yards away from Katy Perry at all times.”