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Justin Bieber Offered $1 Million for His Dick to Be a Dildo

We all remember the full frontal naked pictures of Justin Bieber on his vacation in Bora Bora. Well, if you liked what you saw there’s a chance in hell you may be able to take a Bieber dick home with you!

Clone-A-Willy, a company that will make your penis into a dildo, has offered Bieber $1 million dollars to immortalize his wang.

The pitch letter to Bieber’s people leaked,

“Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and Clone-A-Willy in West Hollywood.

It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his dating life.

We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature. We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse Clone-A-Willy.”

Bieber will probably decline this generous offer, due to the average age of his fanbase. Although I gotta ask, does he appeal to little girls anymore? I would think they’d find him a little scary now.

Regardless, he has said that he felt “super-violated” by the super violating paparazzi shots but I really wish he would do it. It would be so funny and badass. Plus, Jimi Hendrix has done it. (NSFW but really hilarious)

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