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Lamar Odom Found Unconscious at Nevada Brothel. Prognosis — ‘It’s Not Good.’

Lamar Odom was found unconscious at the Love Ranch South in Nevada with “mucus-type liquid coming out of his nose and mouth.” Needless to say, this is not the celebrity endorsement Love Ranch South wants. According to TMZ, Lamar took an herbal substitute for Viagra and had been partying “with the girls for days.” Whoever made that herbal substitute really does not want their name published right now.

According to the brother operator, Dennis Hof,

…a woman went into Odom’s room in the VIP suites and found him unconscious.

We’re told the woman began screaming for the manager — who called 911.

The manager rolled Lamar over on his side and saw “mucus-type liquid coming out of his nose and mouth.”

Medics were forced to intubate him, basically a breathing tube down his throat, since he couldn’t breathe on his own.

Prognosis? “Not good” per TMZ sources, whoever they are.

Even worse, medics couldn’t fit Odom’s 6’10” body into the helicopter to airlift him. Instead, they were forced to take him to a Las Vegas hospital.

Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jenner have made their way to the hospital. This is their MOMENT and they aren’t gonna pass it up.

Love Ranch South’s new slogan: “Our sex is so good it’ll kill you. Or at least send you into unconsciousness.”

Update: TMZ’s sources say Odom is in a coma and his heart is failing. His kidneys and lungs also have serious problems. Fuuuuck. Once he left the Lakers, it was all downhill.

Odom’s father, Joe, says there’s a conspiracy and that Lamar was drugged:

‘Somebody drugged my son. There’s no way he’s down there partying crazy like that. No way. I knew something was wrong because I’ve been calling him all day and he hasn’t been answering.

‘I need all his fans to send him well wishes. If Khloe knows anything about this, please, tell her to call me. We all love Lamar and want him to pull through this.’

The brothel owner, Hof, claims Odom took 10 herbal Viagra substitutes. Damn, someone wanted to have fun all weekend long. Maybe that’s why he went unconscious. His body didn’t know what was going on with all that nut busting.

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