Losing Sucks, but Not as Bad as Shitting Your Pants Afterwards

Travis Wolford got tapped out in an MMA match, but that wasn’t the worst part. It was the chili he ate prior to his fight. The same chili his opponent, Daniel Cooper, squeezed out of his butthole all over the mat. Who knew an esophagus was connected to your rectum? It’s physics really. That chili wasn’t going back up through Cooper’s chokehold. That meant only one other way out.

Cooper’s leaking butthole dripped s**t all over the mat. The worst part was the person videoing doing a massive 10x closeup of the crap on the canvas. If that shot was any closer, there’d be steam on that camera lens.

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