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Huge Hollywood Star’s Secret Battle With AIDS Exposed

Decades of living wild have caught up with this Hollywood megastar, who’s trying to keep his HIV-positive status on the low out of the fear that his fans will turn on him. Multiple sources have confirmed his struggle with HIV.

This middle-aged world-famous actor discovered two years ago that he had HIV and began revealing his secret to those close to him as far back as 2014.

Without treatment the average life expectancy after infection with HIV is roughly nine to 11 years. Thankfully, this superstar is wealthy enough to be able to inject straight money into his veins. He has been successfully treated with an “AIDS Cocktail” of high-powered drugs meant to keep the disease under control. Thus cocktail includes the medications Truvada and Isentress, as well as them Benjamins.

This star is famous for his love of hookers, drugs, and other risky behaviors. He thought he was too invincible for his actions to have consequences, and well, that s**t catches up with you. If you want me to feel bad for this prick, I won’t. Check this out. According to Radar:

According to one source, the megastar has spent an elaborate fortune to secure the silence of his sexual partners — and others — who later discovered his HIV status.

Asshole.

Some of those women believed he’d played “Russian roulette” with their lives, sources said.

Many states even have laws requiring that you tell certain people about your HIV status. Pretty sure that includes the people you screw. I don’t know what California’s deal is, but how about showing a little concern for other people’s’ lives for a second. Have your personal assistant pencil that in, dick.

According to another source:

“His worst fear is that he will be remembered not as a great actor but as someone who contracted the disease.”

Not afraid of infecting all of the people he bought off with HIV though, is he?

“He has been tortured by the thought that his acting genius will be forgotten.”

Yeah, being remembered as the guy that exposes women to HIV and then bribes them to keep quiet about it might just not be how you wanna go. Looks like some of your ‘genius’ needs to be refocused, buddy.

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Cowardly Lion
Cowardly Lion
4 years ago

I’m sorry to reveal his secret. You won’t be surprised, we all saw it coming, but people have to know who the megastar is so others will not be infected with HIV. It’s Benji the dog. Yep, his wild party-animal lifestyle has finally caught up to him, hanging out with Lassie, doing the inter-species thing with Babe, it was just a matter of time before Benji paid the price. Anyhow, jokes aside, the guy that starts with the letter “c” that people mention doesn’t sound like the guy, because he doesn’t strike me as one of those big actors that… Read more »

Buster
Buster
4 years ago
Reply to  Cowardly Lion

So basically, you have nothing substantive to add to the already less-than-substantive storyline? Because, hey, don’t take it personally: it’s not like I’m offering anything substantive, myself.

Bob Frapples
Bob Frapples
4 years ago

Damn you Tony Danza!!!!!

Susi G.
Susi G.
4 years ago

Charlie Sheen?

Mental Floss
Mental Floss
4 years ago

Liam Neeson.

Mrs. Flax
Mrs. Flax
4 years ago

DiCaprio?

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