Jessa Duggar Named Her Kid What?

Jessa Duggar and husband Ben Seewald became parents to a baby boy a few days ago. Today, they revealed his name. Ready for it? His name is Spurgeon Elliot Seewald.

In related news, Jessa and Ben having been smoking crack.

Spurgeon? What? Why? Is that a cross between splooge and surgeon? It sounds like one of them had a stroke when the hospital asked for the kid’s name and they just said “fuck it” and went with it.

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