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Kendall Jenner Flashed a Tit for an Artificial Achievement

Hey, guess what. Kendall Jenner hit forty million followers on Instagram. Woo hoo! We’re trying to get more women to learn about science and math, but fuck them. Who needs that nerd shit when real accomplishments happen. Like FORTY MILLION FOLLOWERS. Reread that. You think dopey women engineers can even get ONE million followers? Nope.

As a thank you to her fans for her accomplishment, Jenner gave them the only currency she has to offer: tits. She pulled down her tank top and flashed the world. Really an odd, but unique way of saying ‘thank you’. If only more women said thank you that way to waiters, bartenders, bus drivers. Kendall, I think you’re onto something.

my favorite photo for all 40 mill of you. genuine happiness…taken by lil Ky @490tx

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Jenner captioned it “my favorite photo of myself for all 40 mill of you. genuine happiness…taken by lil Ky @490tx.” @490tx is Moises Arias whom you may know as Rico from Hannah Montana. He also takes pics of famous celeb titties now. I guess.

Click through for the NSFW pic.

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