Olivia Culpo Broke Up with Tim Tebow Because She Wasn’t Getting the ‘D’

That religion, always messing things up. Tim Tebow didn’t want to turn in his V-card, so Olivia Culpo split up with him. Womp womp. The two have been dating for close to two months. The two have not been having sex for close to forever.

“He was really into her,” a source close to the model told us, “he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her.”

“She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” said our insider, “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”

You dolt! If Olivia Culpo stood naked in front of me wanting sex, my sperm would bust out, pull down my zipper and wait in front of her like a dog at a Thanksgiving buffet table.

Culpo is gaining a reputation as the Devirginizer. She took ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas’ virginity when they were dating.

The pair started dating in the summer of 2013, and by September 2014 the one-time Jonas Brothers member told HuffPo Live that he had taken the ring off.

“This is a real growth in me and not something I’m doing anymore,” he said adding, “But I’ve got my set of values, things that are important to me now at this point in my life and that’s all that matters.”

Guess we know Culpo’s type now.

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tim schneickert
tim schneickert
8 years ago

Enough’s, enough Timmy Boy don’t you get tired of playing with Timmy Jr.? Your not getting any younger and the time is going to come that the urge will be too great to say no. One other thing your not as young as you were before so you should give it thought In getting married. It sounds to me your having difficulty finding someone who will put up with you and not you with them. You can still believe in God and still enjoy life. You don’t have to compromise your beliefs but you may want yoo amend a few… Read more »

John Felix Koziol
John Felix Koziol
8 years ago

You are as warped in your thinking as the guy who wrote this article! I didn’t have sexual intercourse until I was married at the age of thirty-eight. That’s right, my wife is the only woman that I have ever had sexual intercourse with and the first time was on our honeymoon! A belief in God is doing things God’s way. It’s either all in with God or not at all. There is no modifying or amending it! Olivia Culpo better get a different perspective on her priorities because, so far, the priorities that she’s currently got obviously ain’t doing… Read more »

007snipes .
007snipes .
8 years ago

I will write a letter to Santa for you ;)