Dude Builds Massive House in Line for Black Friday. Guess He’s Never Heard of Online Shopping

Not sure why people wait in line for Black Friday. There aren’t any good deals anymore. Also, you can order anything online now. Nevertheless, this brave soul constructed a massive sleeping and entertainment center outside the local Best Buy.

Jarvis Johnson took a local Arizonian reporter into his setup. “Ohh, this is just like ‘Cribs'” the reporter squealed once inside. Not a bad setup tbh. Johnson had a mattress, microwave, cooler and TV inside his tent.

Not included: wi-fi. FAIL! Nah, this dude looks like a happy cat. Johnson said,

“I’m here early because they say the early bird gets the worm, and the early, early, early bird gets the biggest worm, and I guess I’m the bird and I’m trying to get the worm,”

A great way to live life for sure, and that’s not sarcasm. What’s gonna suck is if he oversleeps the Black Friday opening.

The Early Bird

Think you're ready for Black Friday? We can guarantee you're not as prepared as Jarvis Johnson.

Posted by FOX 10 Phoenix on Monday, November 23, 2015

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Mental Floss
Mental Floss
8 years ago

There is no way on this earth that I would stand in line; sit in line or sleep in line for anything, let alone Black Friday deals. That’s why there is online shopping. The best thing since the invention of the computer.:))