‘Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Trailer Released

Thank god we have smartphones. How else would all the nerds lined up for Star Wars right now watch this Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice trailer? Ben Affleck revealed the highly anticipated trailer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Affleck appears obviously as Batman, Henry Cavill as Superman and confirming the persistent rumors, Wonder Woman (played by Gal Gadot) shows up to join the duo. And make it a threesome. *snickers*

The movie also features Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Someone please give a good explanation how Eisenberg keeps getting such high profile roles. The guy seems like a dick in real life, comes off as whiny in his roles and his acting doesn’t make up for any of it.

Also, Affleck is 43 years old. How does Batman get around at that age? I can imagine him holding his back and saying, “Crap, just let Gotham City burn. My back is killlling me!”

Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice opens March 25, 2016. In related news, read this blind item about a possible superhero spreading herpes to fans.

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