Caitlyn Jenner Is Ready For Motherhood

Well, Caitlyn Jenner sucks. Caitlyn Jenner sucks. 

But that’s certainly not a requirement for child rearing. Many people who should have never had children, have children, and that’s basically the story of the human race.

With a profound distaste for her left in my mouth, I smack my lips together in announcement that, yes… Caitlyn Jenner is going to have a 7th child to add to the money making machine that is the Kardashian-Jenner klan. So, Caitlyn Jenner is going to be a mom.

Caitlyn Jenner, who just celebrated her first birthday is going to have a child. A one year old wants to be a mom in the same way that a small child wants to care for their baby doll or cook dinner for the whole family in their play-kitchen… it sounds like a good idea. People may have done it before. It’s something that can happen. But virtually no part of it has been thought through.

In Caitlyn Jenner’s case, she definitely has the means and perhaps she has the love, but she has already established the pattern… when one divorce happens, another family is born. Caitlyn plans to adopt, but doesn’t seem to hide her blatantly xenophobic leanings as per a source close to her:

Ideally she would find a baby here in the States, but she’s not opposed to adopting from overseas.

Ideally my kid would look fit all my standards of beauty but if it’s a little less than beautiful, I guess that’s okay. 

Regardless of my personal feelings towards all that Caitlyn Jenner is, I do wish her well. I do wish her to be better. And I do wish for her to give this child a better life than its mother could have dreamed for it. (Kudos to her for wanting to do it single too, although single motherhood is not exactly the same with a full time nanny on deck.)

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007snipes .
007snipes .
7 years ago

Bruce Jenner lol it is a guy