Donald Trump, A Walking Piece Of S**t, Can’t Handle Hillary Clinton’s Alleged Bathroom Break

Donald Trump was his usual lovable self at a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Monday night. He freaked out like a little yappy dog with separation anxiety over Hillary Clinton’s brief absence at the start of last Saturday’s Democratic debate.

“Where did she go? Where did she go?”

He asked over and over again. The popular theory is that she went to take a dump or something, and Trump just can’t handle that.

“I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t wanna talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting — don’t say it, it’s disgusting. Let’s not talk about it.”

As a walking piece of s**t, you’d think that he’d be more chill about this, but I guess when you have nothing to say of substance, it’s only a matter of time before you literally end up talking about poop. I mean, Hillary Clinton voted for the Iraq war. I’d say that’s a little bit more of a problem than the fact that she goes to the bathroom, allegedly. .

After obsessing over Hillary Clinton’s usual bodily functions, Trump went on to talk about Clinton losing to Obama in the 2008 primaries with his trademark eloquence.

“She was going to beat — she was a favorite to win. She got … schlonged. She lost, I mean she lost.”

Fan-fucking-tastic. Check out the video below, if you want to risk an IQ drop.

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Some people are easily offended.

4 years ago

some people are easily offended.

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