Karma Is Real: Man Who Screamed ‘Star Wars’ Spoilers in the Theater Got His Ass Handed to Him

There are two kinds of people:

  1. Those trying desperately to avoid Starwars: The Force Awakens spoilers
  2. Those rubbing their smarmy little mitts together with glee as they spoil Star Wars: The Force Awakens

This guy however, is the rare third kind. This unmitigated jackoff thought it would be cool to stand up in the theater and shout spoilers during the goddamn film every 15 seconds. Like it was the goddamn Rocky Horror Picture Show or some s**t. According to eyewitnesses, that didn’t go so well for him.

“I saw it all. This guy shouts out the spoiler right? Within 15 seconds he was on the ground getting his ass stomped. At first the crowd was cheering them on, and I think that made it worse. They beat him up for a solid 5 minutes, kicking him in the balls, punching him in the gut, b*tch-slapping him…eventually people got quiet. Even I was like, okay…enough.”

Apparently, these people faced no charges and just went right back to watching the film. I don’t know if I buy this, but bottom line, don’t f**k with nerds. They know depths of passion and rage you can never hope to understand.

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