Miley Cyrus Clears Way for Werewolf Apocalypse

Wearing a “Do It” outfit during her concert in Vancouver on Monday, Miley Cyrus rallied fans to join her in her fight against British Columbia’s wolf cull. “F*ck trophy hunting,” Cyrus told everyone to yell. To be fair, people blindly yell anything during a concert. She could have told them to yell, “F*ck my mom,” and they would have done it.

Cyrus also invited conservationist Ian McAllister to talk to fans. Fans who were probably so excited that the concert they paid $75 for had turned into a TED talk. Granted, the other option was for Miley to show them her tits again. Some would say this was the lesser of two evils.

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