Miss Universe 2015 Forced to Wear a Bar Graph on Her Head

Promotional duties brought Paulina Vega, Miss Universe 2015, to Las Vegas. The math convention must have arrived because Vega wore a tiara that looked quite similar to a bar graph. That tiara’s the cheapest looking thing I’ve seen. It looks like someone wandered into a trophy store and asked, “How do I make someone look ridiculous?” Gaudy AF.

Vega showed up in Las Vegas to promote the next Miss Universe pageant that happens on December 20th. Spoiler alert: no one watches the Miss Universe pageant. Put up some pics on Instagram and bam, you’re a model now. Plus, no need to walk around with a bejeweled dunce cap on.

Fun fact, the Miss Universe pageant started off as “a local “bathing beauty” competition spearheaded by Catalina Swimwear in Long Beach, CA.” In other words, someone started the contest to sell tops and bottoms.

Once someone wins the crown, they’re given “a one-year contract with the Miss Universe Organization, going overseas to spread messages about the control of diseases, peace, and public awareness of AIDS.” Someone needs to do this? Here, I’ll sum it up. Disease bad, peace good, guess what, AIDS exists and that’s bad too.

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8 years ago

Isn’t that thing on her head where Superman lives?