‘OINTB’ Star Dascha Polanco Facing Assault Charges For Punching Teen Girl

Orange Is the New Black star Dascha Polanco appeared in Manhattan Criminal Court in New York on Thursday, Dec. 3, for allegedly punching the s**t out of a 17-year-old girl.

Some context please? Did the bitch deserved to be punched? Is Dascha Polanco secretly a teen punching maniac? No such luck. They’re keeping the real story on lock for now, but we do know a little bit.

In the court documents obtained by Page Six, Polanco faces four counts of assault and harassment for allegedly getting violent with 17-year-old Michelle Cardona this past summer at her home.

Cardona says that Polanco punched her in the head, pulled her hair, and scratched her arm while they were just chillin’ at her home in Manhattan. Honestly, if this is real, Polanco is a shitty babysitter, because the teen claimed that the beating was so nuts she had to go to the hospital for treatment.

Polanco’s lawyer, Gerald Lefcourt, had this to say:

“It’s a setup to try to get money and it was tape-recorded. This young woman was trying to extort her to drop the case. We’re confident the charges will be dismissed.”

I don’t trust any of these people, because we all know that lawyers, actors, and teenagers are full of s**t, so we’ll see how it all unfolds.

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