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A Girl’s Brother Uses Hannibal Lecter Quotes To Cannibalize Fuckboy

Being a woman is hard, mostly because a lot of men write off anything you say, including when you say you aren’t interested.

Imgur user lucy2shoes has a creative solution. She gives guys who make unwanted advances her older brother’s number, who responds to them using solely Hannibal Lecter quotes.

Sometimes they back off, and sometimes they try to go toe to toe with “Dr. Lecter” in a thrilling psychological game of cat and mouse to try and get laid at any cost. This guy writes off half a texted novel of fucked up Lecter quotes about murder as her just “being deep.”

Seriously.

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This is some legendary thirst.

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I am almost impressed by this guy’s ability to not be phased by anything. You’d think this would be the end of it, right?

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OH MY GOD HE’S STILL TRYING TO GET IT IN. INCREDIBLE.

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Alright, so that’s gotta be the end, right? This guy has to know he’s been played. We’ve moved on from obscure quotes to one of the most quoted movie lines of the last thirty years. You have goddamn Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter. He’s gotta know.

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Well, not only does this guy know nothing about women, but he knows nothing about iconic film, book, and TV villains. Which is worse.

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Isadora, ever consider that men don’t write off what women say, they write off people who are openly misandrist? You may want to look into the difference between causation and correlation.

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Using Happy Noodle Boy quotes is a far more direct solution.

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