Amy Schumer Stole Her Jokes Like Every Other Comedian

Over the past 6 months, we’ve built Amy Schumer up to be this feminist hero. But with overexposure comes annoyance and when that happens, we must tear down the very thing we love. It’s a very zen thing to do. Much like monks raking sand only to have it destroyed by the wind or farting in a car and turning the heat up only to have the stench eventually escape through the vents.

Someone got the wrecking ball started by compiling a video of supposed joke thievery by Amy Schumer from the likes of Patrice O’Neal, Wendy Leibman, Kathleen Madigan and others.

Of course, these are very muddled examples of joke stealing. For example, the sex position jokes have been around since when man first learned to thrust his boner into a woman and high five his guy friend watching in amazement.

So is this the first nail in Amy Schumer’s coffin? Probably not. That’ll be when a leaked tape comes out of her saying something super offensive. Like fat people should lose weight.

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
8 years ago

Fisty Schumer is stealing jokes from a dead black man? On my most vile of days I can’t hold a candle to that.

Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
8 years ago

– in other news, she could still sit on my face.