So, the Internet has been having a lot of fun with the Oregon Militia. From branding them Y’all Qaeda to sending them bags of glitter, the party never really stops. The lead singer of The Decemberists, Colin Meloy, has launched the good time hashtag #bundyeroticfanfic to really…uhhh…stick it to these Duck Dynasty motherfuckers in a whole new way. And it truly is a great time.
Check out some of Twitter’s best and most topical erotic fanfic tweets, featuring everyone’s favorite lovable militant hicks.
Atop a bluff, Ammon undid his trousers to relieve himself. From behind came Jed. "Let me hold it. Your hands are cold" #BundyEroticFanFic
— alex walentin (@alexWalentin) January 6, 2016
I got chills.
#Thestruggleisreal
@colinmeloy Zek had fired some big guns before, but this would be his first true magnum. #bundyeroticfanfic
— John Wegner (@Rtheny) January 6, 2016
Unsurprisingly, even in their ironic Y’all Quaeda porn, snacks are the primary focus for Twitter.
Ammon exercised his right to Jed's bare arms, stroking his fingers lightly down until he reached Jed's loaded weapon. #bundyeroticfanfic
— Laura Packard (@lpackard) January 7, 2016
And then he unloaded his weapon all over his beard….maybe I should get in on this?
"I want you to take me like Obama takes our freedoms," Jed whispered.
The sound of a Carhartt zipper was his only reply. #bundyeroticfanfic— Miri Jade Sky (@canunderum) January 7, 2016
So beautiful. Here’s one more for the road.
As Cletus gazed longingly at Ammon's naked body, he finally understood the real fight for grazing rights. #BundyEroticFanFic
— Cath ☮️ (@deja1422) January 7, 2016
Thank you, Internet.