Ariel Winter turns 18 today. Now she can legally choose the next president. And do other stuff. Anyhoo, she celebrated it early this year by lopping off some of her breasts. Her breast reduction took her from a 32F cup to a 34D. I was gonna say something like :(, but good for her. She got emancipated as a minor. These decisions are pretty mature, so props.

She celebrated her birthday, sort of, with an Instagram vid of her putting her hand to her lips.

18! 🙈

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I could watch that all day.

Winter recently broke up with her boyfriend, Laurent Claude Gaudette, of two years. It happened last month. No reason why. And no, I’m not gonna go find out. She posted on Instagram at the time:

Love doesn’t die, it simply evolves. We grow up, we realize what we truly want. I’m excited for this new chapter in my love life- love is all around.. Family, friends, pizza… The old and the new ️

She shoulda just wrote, “Later biotch!”

Let’s take a walk through her best pics.

Here she pretends to be a 1960’s housewife.

You used to call me on my cellphone, but then I got a landline (have not had enough caffeine to be funny)

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Her ex-boyfriend, Laurent Claude Gaudette. Called a ‘dead-eyed douche’ by an Ariel Winter fan, which I like.

My Czech shmooey spending a weekend with us Greeks for the wedding ;) ❤️💋

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Maui anyone?

#tbt #maui ❤️

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Or Coachella?

Chella 👽👌🏼 #coachella

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On the red carpet, nice.

51854236 Celebrities attend the 2015 Entertainment Weekly Pre-Emmy Party at the Fig & Olive Melrose Place on September 18, 2015 in West Hollywood, California. Celebrities attend the 2015 Entertainment Weekly Pre-Emmy Party at the Fig & Olive Melrose Place on September 18, 2015 in West Hollywood, California. Pictured: Ariel Winter FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

And at the 2015 SAG Awards.

51636598 Celebrities arriving at the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California on January 25, 2015. Celebrities arriving at the 21st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California on January 25, 2015. Pictured: Ariel Winter FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

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