Ariel Winter Turns 18 Today, Just So You Know

Ariel Winter turns 18 today. Now she can legally choose the next president. And do other stuff. Anyhoo, she celebrated it early this year by lopping off some of her breasts. Her breast reduction took her from a 32F cup to a 34D. I was gonna say something like :(, but good for her. She got emancipated as a minor. These decisions are pretty mature, so props.

She celebrated her birthday, sort of, with an Instagram vid of her putting her hand to her lips.

I could watch that all day.

Winter recently broke up with her boyfriend, Laurent Claude Gaudette, of two years. It happened last month. No reason why. And no, I’m not gonna go find out. She posted on Instagram at the time:

Love doesn’t die, it simply evolves. We grow up, we realize what we truly want. I’m excited for this new chapter in my love life- love is all around.. Family, friends, pizza… The old and the new ️

She shoulda just wrote, “Later biotch!”

Let’s take a walk through her best pics.

Here she pretends to be a 1960’s housewife.

Her ex-boyfriend, Laurent Claude Gaudette. Called a ‘dead-eyed douche’ by an Ariel Winter fan, which I like.

Maui anyone?

Or Coachella?

On the red carpet, nice.

And at the 2015 SAG Awards.