The last 19 hours have been busy for Kanye West, although he seems like the kind of guy that tells everyone he’s busy so they don’t ask him to do things. In a tweet of a piece of paper worth more than my life, Kanye renamed his upcoming album.
The switch from SWISH to WAVES seems minute. I mean, why would any of us really care unless it inhibits our ability to buy or to not buy the album? Instead people got pissed, namely Taylor Gang’s Wiz Khalifa. In an effort to stand up to Kanye, Wiz did what any self-respecting human in the 21st century does when s**t gets tough, he subtweeted.
Please don't take the wave.
— Taylor Gang World Leader (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016
He stood up in defense of an imprisoned rapper who cannot tweet for himself. Someone I assume is close to Taylor Gang?
Max B is the wavy one. He created the wave. There is no wave without him.
— Taylor Gang World Leader (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016
After tweeting a few clips from Max B’s repertoire and getting the man’s name to trend number 1, Wiz took the time to confront Ye more directly.
Yea aight. https://t.co/z1syUIGo4G
— Taylor Gang World Leader (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016
Beyond a singular Max B reference, Ye didn’t really pick up what Wiz was putting down and blew it off. Until Wiz tweeted again this morning:
Hit this kk and become yourself.
— Taylor Gang World Leader (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016
And that’s what sent Mr. West into a tizzy. It’s common knowledge that Kim Kardashian (KK) and Kanye West are married with two children, right? But is it common knowledge that every abbreviation of kk must be Kim? To start off his rant, Kanye tweeted back:
Like, oh that’s Ye and I can put his wife’s initials on my twitter @Wizkhalifa
I know when I’m really pissed I usually say ‘kk’ but I don’t usually mean Kim.
In a series of now deleted tweets, Kanye went off on Wiz in typical Kanye fashion.
Oh n****s must think I’m not petty cause I’m the best that’s ever made music
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Like, oh that’s Ye and I can put his wife’s initials on my twitter @Wizkhalifa
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Bro first of all you stole your whole s**t from Cudi
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Second, your first single was corny as f**k and most there after
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
work hard play hard pic.twitter.com/zp2P7FMtVp
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
You have distracted from my creative process
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
I went to look at your twitter and you were wearing cool pants
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
I screen grabbed those pants and sent it to my style team #Wizwearscoolpants
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
"I screen grabbed those pants and sent it to my style team. #Wizwearscoolpants" https://t.co/90xNGAuHYx pic.twitter.com/aH6PiigMmK
— Esquire (@esquire) January 27, 2016
3rd no one I know has ever listened to one of your albums all the way through
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
4th you let a stripper trap you
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
5th I know you mad every time you look at your child that this girl got you for 18 years
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
6th don’t ever come out the side of your neck at me
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
7th I am your OG and I will be respected as such
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
8th I made it so we could wear tight jeans
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
9th me and Cudi created this s**t
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
10th don’t you ever in your fucking life speak sideways about a n***a that’s fighting for us I do this for all of us
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
11th I showed you respect as a man when I met you
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
12th You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
13th You own waves???? I own your child!!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
14th N***a it’s called creativity #youshouldtryitsomeday
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
15th N***a I tried to call you and you changed your number
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
16th don’t even hint at mentioning me my family or my wife I am your OG
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
17th I think you dress cool I wish I was skinny and tall
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
maybe I couldn’t be skinny and tall but I’ll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as a consolation
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Don’t ever ever ever come out the side of your mutherfucking neck bro or bruh or however you say it Mr. Waves
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
I’m YE and I ain’t gotta say it the right way I’m Ye I’m Ye I’m Ye I’m Ye I’m Ye I’m Ye I’m Ye
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Thank you for the extra promotion #WAVES available February 11th
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
By calling himself a god, by staking claim to Wiz and Amber Rose’s child, by accusing Wiz of being corny and ripping off Cudi and Wiz blew it off.
Favorite of the series:
You own waves???? I own your child!!!!
Correcting Kanye’s honest misunderstanding, Wiz tweeted:
KK is weed fool. Reason's why your not wavy. Go bacc to Swish. https://t.co/7OT4xiQa5V
— Taylor Gang World Leader (@wizkhalifa) January 27, 2016
And after a few more comments from Kanye after #wizwearscoolpants, it was all dropped.
Kanye went on to delete all of his rant and send nothing but blessings.
But not without the ex of both rappers, Amber Rose, stepping forward. And she even @ him.
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
Lol @kanyewest Now u wanna delete ur tweets cuz Muva has arrived? #TwitterFingers #UrGettingBodiedByAStripperNigga
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
I fucking love Twitter.