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Ted Cruz Was Pretty Dickish at 18, Some Things Never Change

Once a douche, always a douche. An uncovered video shows an 18-year-old Ted Cruz pondering his future goals. The video was taken while Cruz attended Second Baptist School in Houston, Texas.

Someone asks him about his aspirations in the beginning. Cruz replies, “Aspirations. Is that like sweat on my butt?” Hmmm…not off to a good start. After another horrible joke about starring in a bikini TV show, he ends with,

“Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff.”

Yeesh.

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