Alec Baldwin May Not be a Fan of TMZ

Remember when TMZ released that voicemail of Alec Baldwin calling his daughter a “rude, thoughtless little pig”? Alec does. And it turns out he’s never gotten over that story. I guess hearing people oink at you for the last 9 years wears you down. Baldwin was quoted in a New Yorker story about the now infamous gossip site,

There was a time when my greatest wish was to stab Harvey Levin with a rusty implement and watch his entrails go running down my forearm, in some Macbethian stance. I wanted him to die in my arms, while looking into my eyes, and I wanted to say to him, ‘Oh, Harvey, you thoughtless little pig.’ ” Baldwin added, “He is a festering boil on the anus of American media.”

In case that quote didn’t make it clear, Alec Baldwin is not a fan of Harvey Levin. He will not be sending Levin Christmas cards. He will not be asking Levin out for Sunday brunch. He will not be asking Levin for love advice. He will definitely not be asking Levin to attend his daughter’s birthday party. He will not be doing any of these things unless it’s part of a master plan to poison Levin and watch him die slowly.

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