Buy This Sick Ass T-Shirt to Let People Know That Ted Cruz Was the Zodiac Killer and Fund Abortions

If you know in your heart that human sack of leftover mashed potatoes Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, and also know that women in Texas have the right to choose, this shirt was made for you.

Created by the aptly named Tim Faust (yeah, forreal) and drawn up by artist Rory Blank, this rad shirt shows how similar Ted Cruz’s deformed grin-thing and the unidentified Bay Area serial killer are.

According to modern day prophet Tim Faust:

“Ted Cruz is a terrifying monster. You know who else was a monster? The Zodiac Killer, who claimed to have killed 37 people in the Bay Area. Ted Cruz has never denied being the Zodiac Killer. The conclusion is simple—and Ted Cruz has never publicly refuted it.”

After paying the artist $100 for his work, Faust will donate all the proceeds to the West fund, which provides abortion services to the women of west Texas. This area has been hit the hardest by the laws put in place by Ted Cruz and other such reptilians, which make abortions inaccessible to anyone without rich parents.

So far Faust has raised over $30,000. Get the shirt here.

[H/T Death and Taxes]

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7 years ago

I can only imagine that isawhore is a dyke hilltard fan

7 years ago

That T is all kinds of wrong. Holy s**t, why are Ad Hominen attcks the only thing that asshats can come up with? It isn;t art, it’s hate speech, because it simply is not true. And I am opposed to Cruz. But that T is everything that is wrong with American politics right now. And anyone promoting it seriously needs to look in the mirror and see you are a massive part of the problem, and you;re not funny.