Martin Shkreli Testifies Before Congressional Committee, Doesn’t Give a F–k

If there’s one compliment you can begrudgingly pay Martin Shrkeli it’s that he knows he’s a smug asshole and he doesn’t give any f–ks. Shkreli plead the Fifth repeatedly in front of a Congressional committee on Thursday when questioned about everything including the $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album he bought.

The amount of snark pouring out of Shkreli’s smug, punchable face could put this blog to shame. He even almost burst out in laughter at one point when he was being lectured about how he could right his wrongs and become a patient advocate. “Haha, yea bro. Because dignity and respect is really going to help me buy the next Wu-Tang album.” *makes jerkoff motion*

His lawyer claimed later that he was smirking was because he was “nervous”. However, a tweet he sent out afterward makes it seem otherwise.

Hard to accept that these imbeciles represent the people in our government.

— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) February 4, 2016

Martin Shkreli is an asshole. I don’t like him, but I kind of respect him. Now I feel dirty.