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Nick Jonas Probably Had Sex With Kate Hudson

Complex interviewed Nick Jonas in another fantastically designed interview. Seriously, I’m jealous they got to Michael Bay the shit out of Nick Jonas. Though you got to do something about the “your window has been resized” message, Complex. No one resized anything. Anyway, Complex went for the throat near the end of the interview asking Nick if he and Kate Hudson are having the sex.

“Are you having sex with Kate Hudson?”

“Umm,” he laughs. “You know, it’s interesting. You’re allowed to ask me whatever the fuck you want and I’ll answer it, or not.”

“You’ll answer it in whatever ways it fits.”

“Kate’s incredible. We had an unbelievable connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, and see something in each other that’s beautiful. Out of my best effort to respect her and her privacy, I’m not going to say if we had sex or not. But we did have a beautiful connection. Even now I have so much admiration and respect. She’s amazing.”

His face says it all. My face flushes afterward and I apologize for asking a shitty question. Jonas laughs it off, saying that I have a job to do. “It doesn’t shock me or surprise me. I don’t get pissed off about it. I’ve come to accept it. With that in particular. It’s a bizarre matchup to a lot of people.” We start talking about people’s sex lives and he shares a few of his crushes: Emilia Clarke, Amy Schumer, and a conflicting one. “I know they are besties, so I can’t really say this, but Jennifer Lawrence, too.”

Yea, his penis had a beautiful connection with her vagina. That’s the most non-answer answer anyone could give. I’m going to steal that line though. Whenever someone asks me the same question, I’ll give the same answer. Except, when I say it, I’ll be making a hole with my hand and jamming my index finger into it repeatedly.

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