Pamela Anderson Got Naked for Animal Rights for Fun

Pamela Anderson got naked for a good cause! The famous former Playmate got real edgy in the ultimate costuming, ditching her trademark blond hair for the biggest damn wig you ever did see matched with the most successfully sensual pout in recorded history.

The model wore only her new line of vegan-friendly shoes in support of her new life devoted to nudism activism for none other than Paper Magazine. The magazine that now has more nudity than the entirety of Playboy. The self-dubbed animal rights activist is motivated by a constant pursuit of fun and this girl just wants to have it. Talking with Paper, Anderson shares:

Vegan compassion is sexy. And I miss the fun! Being a woman is fun! Being a man is fun! No rules. I’m not the designer. Celebrities are not designers. I don’t like the word ‘celebrity,’ since people can be famous for no good reason in this social media culture. Activism is fun.

To be honest, she’s more honest than I’d ever be on the record. I only do anything if I’m promised a sexy experience or the most fun. Constant pursuit of that fun.

Activism is so important. That’s really all Anderson has to say in the most generic string of words she could have dreamt up:

We all just need to do our part. And feel loved. That’s when we are at our best. I wish that for everyone. We have paradise beneath our feet. We must change to a green economy, and things will get better. More equality.

Lot of ideas there, zero information. But the interview is far more about her and her personal life than it is that of the rights of animals. Spilling on a new flame, the support of her kids, she seems to be in a good place. Not all professionally objectified women have maintained that kind of stability in their lives:

It’s very freeing to still be able to be myself. What a relief. And, to have my kids’ approval, respect and love is all I need. I even have a man in my life that gets me like never before. That is everything!

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Christina Halasz-Lane
7 years ago

I realize you’re threatening to disclose the names of people you’ve slept with because you want more work from them- that’s sleazy and everyone does it so that makes it OK- but when you exploit this ability to keep a complete stranger and her kids trapped in an abusive marriage in a tiny overcrowded apartment you become a terrorist and no amount of airbrushing will change what that makes you.